I never understood why “Sucks dick” means “Thing nobody likes” should be the polar opposite “This meal is so good, it sucks dick!” You know? OH SHIT
my scrub daddy just bit me
u can’t have sex w me i Am completely pixelated down there
we actually all died in 9/11 and this is the afterlife btw god told me
mutuals i am taking you to the beach and bury you in the sand and then leaveing
weee heehee heee im buried!!!!!! :D
the water
my tummy hurts but at least i have a medical professional (baby cat) accompanying me
hi baby cat here. we hvae to cut you in to ten million pieces with my claws forever
are yhou sure about this doctor
pawsitive
smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021:
:)
stupid fucking slut hour
sorry for blogging so much i’m on a tolerance break from the sudoku app
people who upload movies online for free shouldn’t face legal action they should get their peanus sucked everyday…..??
inaccurate, they will survive.
can someone please make it so the cats spit the fireball back and forth
after analyzing every possible chess game using a quantum computer we have determined that the optimal strategy is to move the horseys around. this is literally unbeatable